
Yup... my twisted dream cycle is back. Last night I dreamt something big. I dont remember it all but I do remmeber that it had something to do with there being two copies of mishka... however, my friends, these two copies were not of the adorable, cute, affectionate, at times demanding cat that I have. I mean they sure as hell looked like Mishka, but these things man, they were evil. I remember something vague about them going into people's houses and pretending to be broken, hurt, sad individuals (yes, actual individuals) And then they would trick the people into thinking things that were untrue.. It was quite odd. In my dream I was battling these cloned killer mishkas. I tried to tell people of their true form, but no one would listen to me. I tried to tell people that they were compulsive lieing cheating furry creatures, but no one heard my cries of objection. At one point, I tricked one of the killer mishkas into coming out of this weird closet like hole they lived in (which looked much like the back of my grandmother's closet in Iran), and I took it! Yes, I well as hell took one of the killer mishkas (talking of mishkas my own is rubbing herself in my face and blocking my view of the screen. Yup now shes prring like theres no tomorrow. I love cats <3). Anyways, going back to the killer mishkas. So I took one and I went up the stairs high enough so that the other mutant mishka could see that I'd taken her friend. Well it saw me allright.. and thats where the dream ends..
sorry kiddies but not only do my little stories sometimes lack a logical outcome, but sometimes they dont have one at all; or at least not one I can remember.
Conclusions?
1) there are mutant killer creatures that look quite like cats out there
2) there are mutant killer creatures that look quite like cats out there that live behind my grandmother's closet in Iran
3) Mishka is turning evil
4) Im going crazy
5) Im trying so hard in real life to get some people in my life to listen to me. It's not working.
6) The world is gonna be taken over by killer mutant Mishkas
7) The above happens and thus I wont be able to find my non mutant, cute mishka amongst them.
Oh the horror.

1 comment:
lol wow. this piece just made my day....
Your dreams are quite odd, but surely they mean SOMETHING. havye ou tried looking up "Killer Cloned Cats" on a dream dictionary?
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